

Granted, she was given the funniest one, a number making fun of Mariah’s New Years snafu, but it was still the best performed bit of the entire episode.Īfter the runway and deliberations, Milk, Trixie, and Aja are deemed safe. We finally get to the show, and of course, Shangela steals the entire act. Chi Chi outright admits she thought she was jealous of Bob, which Thorgy denies because SHE’S NEVER BEEN JEALOUS OF ANYONE, OKAY! SHE’S NOT IN DENIAL! Thorgy, who is more insecure than ever, asks how she was protracted. Shangela even points out the typical Kennedy reaction: press-together lips, eyes clocked, and a good double blinks. That is a face that can only be cultivated after years, decades of being over all the drama around you. The most important thing we learn is that Kennedy didn’t know she had a resting stank face. We go back to the werkroom, where the Queens do the typical Queen discussions. Despite what Milk claims, not everyone is annoyed by Shangela, because I’m living for every single second of this. She’s acting like a diva, making things all about her, and most importantly, being rude to Todrick. We cut to the Queens practicing and SHANGELA IS EVERYTHING. Milk then tells us she has done Celine before, and got rave reviews. Milk tells us she will do Celine’s look at that year’s Met Gala. Meanwhile, a group of Queens discuss what they will wear as their characters. She tries to get sympathy from Shangela, who somehow gives even less of a shit about Thorgy’s problems than I do. Thorgy feels like her role was made intentionally less funny, and that she’s being sabotaged. So the Queens begin to practice and guess who instantly starts complaining.

RuPaul seems to have a weird definition of talent. RuPaul then informs the Queens that they will be practicing their routines with the “ridiculously talented” Todrick Hall. The second episode isn’t the second challenge of All Stars 2, but the third! That’s right, they are being less transparent this episode. Milk disagrees, saying her stupid song will become a bigger hit then Supermodel.Įven Trixie is shading Milk for being basic.įinally, RuPaul decides to wander down the staircase and tell us the main challenge: each Queen will impersonate a gay icon for their own version of Divas Live. The next day in the werkroom comes, and everyone is happy and carefree and-Ĭhi Chi instantly drags Milk for being shitty in the variety show. Which I hope means that if they ever eliminate her, she’ll burn the sound stage down with her pet dragon. With the first elimination out of the way, Shangela is ready to play, comparing All Stars to Game of Thrones, and her as Daenerys Targaryen. Shangela then says how thankful she is to not be in the bottom 2 like she was her first two seasons. “Don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t *ever* sleep on Chi Chi DeVayne, boo, cause I got something for that ass.” Milk then asks Aja who she would have chosen to go home, and get ready for things get uncomfortable, because she chose Chi Chi to go home. Whatever the case, now everyone is annoyed by you, Ben. Naturally, no one believes her, and the few who do think she’s just being wishy washy and a sadsack. Despite this, Dela continues throwing her pity party, saying she almost wishes she didn’t win.


Shangela tries to lighten the mood, pointing out she still won ten thousand dollars, and Chi Chi reassures her she made the correct choice. As she puts it, the reality of the competetion is starting to sink in, and she doesn’t look forward to eliminating anyone else. We begin with the Queens filling back in to the werkroom, now sans Morgan.īen in particular takes the elimination hard.
